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Ahhhh...what a wonderful time of year! I'm so into the holiday spirit with all of this traffic around the malls and people willing to murder you for a Teddy Ruxpin. To show my appreciation for this time of year I thought I'd bring back upon popular demand...The Twelve Days of Kwanza!
On the twelth day of Kwanza my homeboy gave to me…
12 G-rides bouncing
11 Chickens frying
10 Years Probation
9 Bongs o’ puffin
8 Stolen Hondas
7 Teenage hookers
6 40 ouncers
5 KILOS OF CRACK!
4 Afro picks
3 Food stamps
2 45’s
and a cap bustin in jo ass!
Bring on the hate mail, but I know you laughed!!!
Taco Bell