The Twelve Days of Kwanza

A monkey on a chain...I WANT THAT!! Flava Flav got a new clock and a few gold teeth for Kwaazy Kwanza.

Ahhhh...what a wonderful time of year! I'm so into the holiday spirit with all of this traffic around the malls and people willing to murder you for a Teddy Ruxpin. To show my appreciation for this time of year I thought I'd bring back upon popular demand...The Twelve Days of Kwanza!

On the twelth day of Kwanza my homeboy gave to me…

12 G-rides bouncing

11 Chickens frying

10 Years Probation

9 Bongs o’ puffin

8 Stolen Hondas

7 Teenage hookers

6 40 ouncers

5 KILOS OF CRACK!

4 Afro picks

3 Food stamps

2 45’s

and a cap bustin in jo ass!

Bring on the hate mail, but I know you laughed!!!

Taco Bell


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